Rotsen's stuff

earlploddington:

only-transhuman:

polepixie:

quantumaviator:

merlinus-caledonensis:

pappasaur:

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

Don’t forget that the church was literally so impressed they gave him a medal instead of imprisoning him or executing him

Mozart only needed to hear a piece once to play it better than the original. And on top of that, they believed all his music to have been created by someone else, not this kid, so they locked him in a tower for a period of time (forget how long) with only music paper. When they came back all the paper was filled and he had written on the walls as well. AND ALL THE MUSIC WAS PHENOMENAL. how much more perfect can you get than Mozart? If you want to know more: watch the movie Amadeus. It’s historically accurate but also funny at times. Watch. it.

so he was the first to illegally download a song

And for those of you that would like to hear the first illegally downloaded song that the Vatican kept a secret for so long because it was “too beautiful for human knowledge” You can find it here.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME
HE FUCKING TRANSCRIBED FOUR-PART HARMONY FROM MEMORY AFTER LISTENING TO IT TWICE
HOW IS THAT A THING
I AM DONE
I AM DONE FOREVER

he was blessed by slaanesh
it’s the only way a mortal child could have reached such a level of musical perfection

earlploddington:

only-transhuman:

polepixie:

quantumaviator:

merlinus-caledonensis:

pappasaur:

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

Don’t forget that the church was literally so impressed they gave him a medal instead of imprisoning him or executing him

Mozart only needed to hear a piece once to play it better than the original. And on top of that, they believed all his music to have been created by someone else, not this kid, so they locked him in a tower for a period of time (forget how long) with only music paper. When they came back all the paper was filled and he had written on the walls as well. AND ALL THE MUSIC WAS PHENOMENAL. how much more perfect can you get than Mozart? If you want to know more: watch the movie Amadeus. It’s historically accurate but also funny at times. Watch. it.

so he was the first to illegally download a song

And for those of you that would like to hear the first illegally downloaded song that the Vatican kept a secret for so long because it was “too beautiful for human knowledge” You can find it here.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

HE FUCKING TRANSCRIBED FOUR-PART HARMONY FROM MEMORY AFTER LISTENING TO IT TWICE

HOW IS THAT A THING

I AM DONE

I AM DONE FOREVER

he was blessed by slaanesh

it’s the only way a mortal child could have reached such a level of musical perfection

(via god-knows-even-nerdy-angels-fall)

egberts:

snacklemore:

egberts:

my life in one picture

image

there is no picture

i have no life

This is literally me right now

(via slyfggt)

schnookumms:

son, im not sure how to say this, but, ur gay lmao

(via yelled)

tvspecial:

every 5 seconds a woman gives birth to a baby. stop this woman.

(Source: whiteboyfriend, via yelled)

sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

Standard.

I am crying, I love this too much.

(Source: brokenimagephotos, via thisistheonlymeyouget)

Promo for ‘Braveheart’ 

(Source: faefever)

bangitsykes:

reason for heart failure: tom parker

bangitsykes:

reason for heart failure: tom parker

(via doyoupedalparker)